How did she manage that?
June 17th, 2008
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Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective “low-rise v-string” from the Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Thing” line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson’s lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a “design problem” caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea.
What was she doing to the panties to cause the “decorative piece” to shoot off of the panties and into her eye?

Um, wow. Who wouldn’t be way too embarrassed by her clumsiness and the garment in question to say anything about it, let alone sue? Her, I guess.