Dev Imperium » Games http://joby.imperium.org Projects, interests, and pontifications of Joby Walker Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:24:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Must Be Remembered: 20 Worst Video Games http://joby.imperium.org/2008/10/must-be-remembered-20-worst-video-games/ http://joby.imperium.org/2008/10/must-be-remembered-20-worst-video-games/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:30:03 +0000 joby http://blogs.imperium.org/joby/archives/363 The review is quite out of date, but it is one of the funniest Top X Lists ever created: The 20 Worst Video Games of All Time.

#14: Rapjam Volume One
Oh Jesus, this one hurts. It’s a game starring real-life rap stars, but not doing the things you might be interested in seeing. There’s no rapping, no dancing, no booty… it’s not even set in the exciting and murderous world of rap music. It’s a game about basketball. That’s right, in some sort of video game-making joke that went too far, you get to fantasize about being a rapper fantasizing about being a basketball player. To put it in terms you might be able to better understand, but probably pretend not to, it’s like when I’m pretending to be TV’s hunky Matt LeBlanc having sex with a cantaloupe which we both pretend is Lynda Carter while she’s pretending to be SCUBA Wonder Woman.

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