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So bad, yet so funny

joby — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:30:55 +0000

Somehow I don’t think she appreciates the headline.

I can’t screw up Alabama

joby — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:38:10 +0000

Charles Barkley plans to run for Governor of Alabama:

Brown: So are you going to run for governor?

Barkley: I plan on it in 2014.

Brown: You are serious.

Barkley: I am, I can’t screw up Alabama.

Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view?

Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren’t going anywhere.

HEH.

Must Be Remembered: 20 Worst Video Games

joby — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:30:03 +0000

The review is quite out of date, but it is one of the funniest Top X Lists ever created: The 20 Worst Video Games of All Time.

#14: Rapjam Volume One
Oh Jesus, this one hurts. It’s a game starring real-life rap stars, but not doing the things you might be interested in seeing. There’s no rapping, no dancing, no booty… it’s not even set in the exciting and murderous world of rap music. It’s a game about basketball. That’s right, in some sort of video game-making joke that went too far, you get to fantasize about being a rapper fantasizing about being a basketball player. To put it in terms you might be able to better understand, but probably pretend not to, it’s like when I’m pretending to be TV’s hunky Matt LeBlanc having sex with a cantaloupe which we both pretend is Lynda Carter while she’s pretending to be SCUBA Wonder Woman.

Read the whole thing..

Cop Fail

joby — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:11:03 +0000

Failblog has a story from Dearborn, Michigan that made it to our local Fox Affiliate. Not only is the story hilarious but it is always amusing to watch NEWS anchors when they have to pause to recover their composure.

Curious Curses

joby — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:30:44 +0000

While having dinner with some neighbors at Zeek’s Pizza, one of the neighbors was recounting an argument with their child. At the climax of the argument the youth used the most hurtful curse possible, “You don’t even believe in diversity!”. I couldn’t stop laughing, fortunately I hadn’t taken a drink or beer would have been frothing from my nose.